CELEBRITIES |
|
Name |
Known For? |
Birthdate |
Current Age |
Score Potential |
Status |
| Damar Hamlin |
Almost died on a football field |
3/24/1998 |
25 |
75 |
|
| Jeremy Renner |
Needs training wheels for his tractor |
1/7/1971 |
52 |
48 |
|
| Paul Zaloom |
Beakman plays with puppets |
12/14/1951 |
71 |
29 |
|
| Toby Keith |
Thinks that "I love this bar and grill" is a good name for a restaurant chain. |
7/8/1961 |
62 |
38 |
|
| Al Jourgensen |
Had no idea that the singer from Ministry was from Cuba |
10/9/1958 |
65 |
35 |
|
| Mickey Dolenz |
The last surviving Monkee |
3/8/1945 |
78 |
22 |
|
| Kurt Loder |
If you remember him from MTV, you're old. |
5/5/1945 |
78 |
22 |
|
|
Name |
Known For? |
Birthdate |
Current Age |
Score Potential |
Status |
| Clarence Thomas |
The argument for limiting Supreme Court justice terms |
6/23/1948 |
75 |
25 |
|
| Ed Kemper |
American serial killer that killed his mom and grandparents, among others |
12/18/1948 |
74 |
26 |
|
| Vince Offer |
ShamWow! guy went to jail for beating up a prostitute |
4/25/1964 |
59 |
41 |
|
| Lewis Black |
One of the funniest grumpy old men out there |
8/30/1948 |
75 |
25 |
|
| Clyde Lewis |
Ground Zero Radio |
2/22/64 |
59 |
41 |
|
| John Cleese |
One of the only guys from Monty Python that Americans can identify |
10/27/1939 |
83 |
17 |
|
| Jose Canseco |
Used steroids and banged Madonna |
7/2/1964 |
59 |
41 |
|
|
Name |
Known For? |
Birthdate |
Current Age |
Score Potential |
Status |
| Billy West |
Voice actor on Futurama and Ren and Stimpy |
4/16/1952 |
71 |
29 |
|
| Todd Chrisley |
Do not buy a house from this guy |
4/6/1969 |
54 |
46 |
|
| John Carpenter |
Made some fucked up movies |
1/16/1948 |
75 |
25 |
|
| James Earl Jones |
The voice of Darth Vader and CNN |
1/17/1931 |
92 |
8 |
|
| Ian McKellen |
Once told Patrick Stewart, "How do you know you're not gay if you never tried it?" |
5/25/1939 |
84 |
16 |
|
| Vladimir Putin |
Fuck this guy and his shirtless horse pics |
10/7/1952 |
71 |
29 |
|
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